I JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO THROW IN A QUICK LOAD OF LAUNDRY AND HAD THE LIVING PISS SCARED OUT OF ME WHEN I TURNED THE CORNER
how apeeling
Bahaha puns.
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Obama at White House Correspondents’ dinner. [x]
even obama is done with taylor’s shit
i’m a republican and that was a solid joke
dam breh
lol
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Looks like Harry Potter got the D
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Jack’s mom is perfect omfg
amen
i praise joyce barakat’s existence
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i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
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By far